Baker Deck Tristan T-Funk Funkhouser Neurotoxin (8.25)
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Baker Deck Tristan T-Funk Funkhouser Neurotoxin (8.25) comes in loud and unapologetic, just like T-Funk himself. The solid red dip hits first—no fade, no distraction—just a full, aggressive backdrop that makes everything on top of it snap. Centered is a black-and-white coiled cobra, drawn with heavy linework and raw detail, hood flared and fangs out, ready to strike. It’s clean but menacing, with that classic Baker attitude—simple graphic, maximum impact. Up top, T-FUNK is stamped in jagged lettering, while BAKER anchors the tail in the same style, keeping the whole deck balanced and unmistakably tied to the crew.
Tristan Funkhouser—better known as T-Funk—brings a kind of energy that feels borderline reckless in the best way. Raised in the San Fernando Valley, he built his name bombing hills, charging spots at full speed, and making technical tricks look even gnarlier by how fast he’s going into them. Turning pro for Baker at just 19, his parts in Baker 4 and beyond cemented him as one of the most naturally explosive skaters out there, blending power and control with a style that doesn’t look like anyone else.
The shape on this one is dialed for that approach. Sitting at 8.25” x 32.25” with a 14.5” wheelbase, it’s right in that sweet spot for all-around skating—stable enough for bigger terrain, but quick enough for tight setups and fast flicks. The steep concave gives you that locked-in feel on flick and control, while the B2 full square shape adds a little extra surface at the nose and tail, giving you more to work with when you’re setting up or catching tricks at speed.
Pressed from 100% Hard Rock Canadian Maple, it’s built to take real abuse—whether you’re pushing hard, skating fast, or just trying to keep up with your own ideas. This isn’t a mellow cruiser—it’s meant to be ridden with intent.
This is the kind of board that makes sense when you’re picking up speed down a slight incline in Azusa or trying to hold control through rougher pavement out in Baldwin Park—where stability and confidence actually matter more than looking pretty. It’s fast, reactive, and built for skating that doesn’t hesitate.
SKU: 03-01-2214
Stix SGV has proudly served the San Gabriel Valley skateboarding community since the late ‘90s. With three locations across Los Angeles County, we’ve been deeply rooted in the local scene. Our Monrovia shop has been a staple since 1997, followed by our Claremont location in 2014, and our South Pasadena shop opening its doors in 2022. Our mission has always been simple: to uphold skateboarding culture and stay true to our community.