Chocolate Sticker Too Dumb Bumper 6"
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The Chocolate Sticker Too Dumb Bumper (6") is a bold, sarcastic slice of skate humor that keeps it painfully honest. Measuring 6 inches wide, this vinyl bumper-style sticker features the punchy phrase:
“Too Dumb for New York City, Too Ugly for L.A.”
in classic serif lettering, centered against a white background with a thin black border. On the lower right corner, you’ll find the Chocolate Skateboards script logo and a winged “W” graphic — a nod to vintage Americana with an ironic twist.
Style: CD4801
This sticker's design is clean but packed with attitude — a perfect blend of self-deprecating humor and subcultural pride that hits the sweet spot between washed-out punk flier and a dive bar bathroom wall. Made from durable adhesive vinyl, it’s built to last on a deck, bumper, notebook, or toolbox — wherever you choose to let people know exactly where you stand (or don’t).
Chocolate Skateboards has been a defining name in street skating since 1994, born out of the Girl Skateboards camp. Known for its artistic vision, inclusive team, and quirky graphics, Chocolate helped shape the visual and cultural direction of 2000s skateboarding. Over the years, they've pushed design boundaries while maintaining an authentic voice that reflects real skaters and real streets — and this sticker lives right in that lane.
Whether you're repping your coast or clowning on yourself, this sticker is more than decoration — it’s a statement about not fitting in, and not giving a damn. It's perfect for the skater who knows their worth, even if the city doesn’t.
Stix SGV has proudly served the San Gabriel Valley skateboarding community since the late ‘90s. With three locations across Los Angeles County, we’ve been deeply rooted in the local scene. Our Monrovia shop has been a staple since 1997, followed by our Claremont location in 2014, and our South Pasadena shop opening its doors in 2022. Our mission has always been simple: to uphold skateboarding culture and stay true to our community.